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There was a cop siren and all the black guys fuckin olliED OUTIE.

Jan 1st

at New Years party Blogging from phone

Jan 1st

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hellogay: is ugh an emotion cause i feel it all the time

Jan 1st

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stormcloud: i don’t care how big or small ur wiener is. what im really attracted to is the wiener inside u. ur heart wiener.

Jan 1st

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TOO MANY PEOPLE

Jan 1st

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artofthecupcake asked: you make a good vriska

Dec 31st

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IF YOU'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT:

Be safe! If you drink, dont drive. I dont want you to die. I want you to come back into my loving arms all in one piece. Dont do dumb shit. Dont kill anyone. Dont drunk text. No sloppy makeouts. and most importantly, HAVE FUN!

Dec 31st

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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.

From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

i had a hard time deciding what to do for new years. i decided a big party. but i could’ve went with my mom to her friends house and Matt wouldve came over with me and spend the night. im going to the big party, but matt might island hop tho.

Dec 31st

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sometimes i see less attractive people and their friends are like, “holy shit you’re fucking gorgeous.” and i think my myself, “wow if they think thats hot i must be a fuckin goddess.”

Dec 31st

bromancer: His little monkey was as sweet as a nut, but his pee-wees I could not chew. Threw them in the toilet. I’M CRYING I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING AT THIS I AM SUCH A BAD PERSON

Dec 31st

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bromancer: god i’m reading the letters Albert Fish wrote to the kids’ parents and i’m laughing??????? How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her tho I could of had I wished. She died a virgin. omgt

Dec 31st

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basstrip: zillybutts: so if tavros/gamzee/dave were a ship, would it be called peanut butter jelly time fuck

Dec 31st

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Audio file of me being upset while my grandparents...

Dec 31st

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laughing at everything on the internet while my grandparents sleep in the next bed over

Dec 31st

shadzu: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”

Dec 31st

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janecrockerstits reblogged your post: hellaampora replied to your post: im actually… i reblogged like, 3 different posts about it welp i guess its obvious who doesnt pay attention to anything

Dec 31st

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hellaampora replied to your post: im actually surprised no one has made the mmm… they actually did o. well it hasnt been on my dash usually people hop right on that shit

Dec 31st

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im actually surprised no one has made the mmm whatcha say joke about jane yet

Dec 31st

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do you remember when we weren’t supposed to tell strangers anything online and now we all go to meetups and send each other shit in the mail and tell each other everything down to blood type

Dec 31st

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